This is life.....and people
A guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he
put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying, "Free to good home.
You want it, you take it." For three days, the fridge sat there without even
one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were
skeptical about such a good deal, so he changed the sign to read, "Fridge for sale, $50."
The next day, someone stole it.
Lets Find out Way A couple were returning to their seats in the dark theater.The husband asked the fellow on the aisle, "Did someone step on your foot on the way out for intermission?"
"Yes, you did," the fellow replied, expecting an apology.
"Okay honey," the husband said.” This is our row."
Deceived
A married man was visiting his girlfriend one day, when she requested that he shave his beard.
"Oh, James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face."
James replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it. She would kill me!"
"Oh, please?" the girlfriend asked again in a sexy little voice.
"Really, I can't," he replied. "My wife loves this beard!"
The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighed and finally gave in.
That night, James crawled into bed with his wife while she was sleeping..
The wife woke up somewhat, felt his face, and replied "Oh, Michael, you shouldn't be here. My husband will be home soon!"
